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28 March 2024

Most ridiculous things people say in clubs

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By Staff

Everyone loves a good night out at his or her favourite club. The music, the atmosphere, the large crowd of partygoers, the place where the old and young alike take to the dance floor to moonwalk, hammer dance and twerk.

Understandably though, at a night out, some of the comments people make can be pretty silly.  So we asked the owner over at retro favourite, Societe Dubai, to give us some of the weirdest and silliest comments people have ever made at the club. Gary Holliday, the owner at Societe Dubai provided us with a list of unwittingly silliest things that he’s heard in a club.

1. “Where are my Shoes?”…. The sheer number of women who come to and leave without their heels is crazy. Don’t get us wrong, we wouldn’t be able to do the moonwalk in 6 inch stiletto’s, but we would definitely remember where we put them down

2. “I have lost my friend, can you find him/her for me?” If you are old enough to come out to a club, you should be old enough to remember where you left your pal before you went to the toilet – you can’t expect the staff to start a manhunt for your best friend.

3. “Did my friend just leave?” Really? A few hundred people pass through the club door every night, how are we supposed to know which one of them is your friend?

4. “I lost my phone, could you turn the lights up so I can find it?” We understand the panic of losing your phone, but we cannot just turn all the lights up in the club and stop the night because you left your phone in the toilet in your rush to get out and dance to ‘Wannabe’ by Spice Girls.

5. “There are too many people dancing in the middle of the club”…. You mean, on the dance floor?

6. “Could you turn the music down a bit, I can’t hear my friend speak” Seriously, we get this one a lot.

7. “I certainly would not come back here again”…. Returns to the club every week.

8. “I was here in January 2015 and left my birthday balloons on a table, would you by any chance still have them?”…. It’s May 2016….

9. “Is this the toilet” No it’s the front door. You walked in through here ten minutes ago

10. “I lost the back of my earring on the dance floor, can you find it for me?” There are over 200 people on the dance floor at this very moment, how are we going to find it?

11. “So is this like your real job? What do you do during the day?” …

12. “It’s really dark in here” Try taking your sunglasses off…

13. “Oh my god, you guys have the best job. You get to party and dance all night long! It must be like going out every night of the week!” Well this isn’t that silly…. It’s pretty true.