Celebri-tweets of the week

"After 20 days of not reading newspapers only one thing has changed: the date below the title"

– Paulo Coelho Novelist and lyricist

"Men are like pasta. You have to cook it right and get a lot of limp noodles until you get one that sticks!"

– Perez Hilton Celebrity blogger

"We are in love with our new Dyson DC 25 with the rolling ball. Honey, the glamour that new vacuum has brought into the house is shocking!"

– Sandra Bernhard Comedienne

"Where are my fans?"

– Serena Williams Tennis player

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