Alia Bhatt goes for brain enlargement; alters diet, workout plan

Indian Bollywood actor Alia Bhatt appeares in a video titled Genius of the Year, a spoof on the thriving Alia memes and jokes doing the rounds of the internet. (Screen shot)

Indian Bollywood actress Alia Bhatt has become the butt of all jokes following her appearance on Karan Johar's chat show.

But all you Alia Bhatt haters, she has just proved why she's cooler than you.

The youngest daughter of director Mahesh Bhatt confused the Chief Minister of Maharashtra with the President of India on the talk show and she was mocked for her IQ on the internet.

Alia Bhatt became synonymous with stupidity.

In the same 'Koffee with Karan' episode, her colleagues Varun Dhawan and Siddharth Malhotra had too failed to answer the question but got no meme love

So fed up with zillions of jokes online, Alia Bhatt decided to take a potshot at herself.

Disclaimer: Video contains some expletives.

The 21-year-old actress has bravely shot a video to give it back to everyone who laughed at her lack of general knowledge.

The actress took to Twitter and said, “So after the “Alia Bhatt Jokes” thing.. I decided to FIX my BRAIN !! Check this out #AlB @AllIndiaBakchod.”

She also thanked her friends and family for supporting her.

The video begins with a message that reads – “In 2014, a documentary crew follows Alia Bhatt in the aftermath of her ‘Koffee With Karan’ debacle”.

She then visits a ‘Dumb Belle Mental Gym’, which offers her to take her from “Dolce & Gabbana to ‘Smart like Shabana (Azmi)'”. At the ‘gym’, she reads newspapers and her diet is “three portions of newspapers in the morning” and she is instructed to “skip Page 3″. She is made to brush up her knowledge via music, and she lands on “Koffee With Karan” again and stuns host Karan with her answers.

Karan Johar (NRI Emotion Exploiter), Arjun Kapoor (Gareebon ka Wolverine) and Parineeti Chopra (The Other PC) make equally hilarious cameo appearances.

The 10-minute long documentary film, called ‘Genius of the Year’, has Alia Bhatt acting in it – reacting and sharing how she felt about the ‘aftermath’ of her ‘Koffee With Karan’ debacle. Directed by Shakun Batra, the video also has spoofs of her movie songs. While the song ‘Saturday Saturday’ from Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania has been changed to ‘Faraday Faraday’, another song of Alia, ‘Radha On The Dance Floor’ has been turned into ‘Sodium On The Dance Floor’.

Alia, who now knows all about lithium chlorine fluorine, appears on the dreaded Koffee With Karan - site of her real life quiz fail - for an acid test. Some months ago, she failed to correctly name the President of India, and answer other questions, on the chat show.

Does she pass this time? Is this Student ready to graduate?

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