The Kardashians: Kim, Kourtney's seductive selfie battle

The Kardashians cannot keep themselves covered!

Kim Kardashian West uploaded a selfie on Twitter completely naked except two strategically placed black patches to help us exercise our imagination.

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The 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' star set pulses pumping on Monday when she uploaded a saucy shot of her in her birthday suit just 13 weeks after she gave birth to her second child, son Saint, in December.

The picture accompanied it with the caption: "When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL (sic)."

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Despite her incredibly toned waist and shapely hips, her bleached blonde hair seemingly gave away the fact it's not a recent photograph as Kim - who is now a brunette - hasn't sported a cropped platinum look since the beginning of last year.

Meanwhile, elder sister Kourtney too decided to say 'Goodnight' to her social media followers in a saucy manner.

The mother-of-three is looking incredible in the Instagram shot but she made sure her nip-slip is not missed.

Get some cover ladies.

Messy split for rebel Rob and Blac Chyna?

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have reportedly split but insiders don't think it will be a permanent break.

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The reclusive sock designer has cleared his Instagram account, while the make-up artist - who he began dating in January - posted a quote referencing a break-up on her own page on the photo-sharing website, fuelling speculation they have gone their separate ways.

She posted: "When you just get out of a relationship & your hoe friend welcomes you back into the World of Hoe (sic)"

And now a source has confirmed the pair have split, but hinted it is unlikely to be for good because thinks are always so "dramatic" between them.

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The insider told Us Weekly magazine: "They were moving too fast.

"They had a fight about how much time they had been spending together but they'll be back. This is a relationship in the fast lane.

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"It all moves fast, so the break-ups are dramatic too, like the relationship. They could be back together whenever, it's so dramatic."

News of the split comes just a few days after the 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' star declared his love for Blac on Instagram.

Alongside a picture of the green-haired model sleeping on his Instagram account, he wrote: "Love this woman right here so f**k y'all with your negative comments ‼️ (sic)"

Rebel Rob brings family down?

French Montana has given Blac Chyna's relationship with Rob Kardashian his seal of approval because the model makes his friend happy.

Although Rob's family are believed to be unhappy about his relationship with the model, because she is the ex-fiancée of his sister Kylie Jenner's boyfriend Tyga, family friend French has given the new couple his seal of approval.

He told E! News: "I love that. Anything that can make a person better, I love it for him.

"He's doing great, he's in great energy."

Meanwhile, Rob recently declared he'll "love" Blac Chyna no matter what.

The 28-year-old celebrity took to social media to declare his love for his girlfriend and to insist he doesn't care what anyone thinks of their relationship because he's totally besotted with the 27-year-old beauty.

Alongside a picture of the model sleeping, he wrote on Instagram: "Love this woman right here so **** y'all with your negative comments‼️ (sic)"

Rob's famous family are not supportive of his relationship but he won't let their opinions of Blac - who has a three-year-old son King Cairo with her ex-fiancé Tyga, - or their concern for his well-being get in the way of their love for one another.

Rob's sister Khloe Kardashian was so furious with Rob for embarking on a romance with Blac she kicked him out of her home in January, ending their previously harmonious living arrangement.

The 31-year-old beauty admitted her sibling is stubborn when it comes to his new beau, saying: "God knows who the **** he listens to at this point."

Kim shows off post-baby figure

After giving birth to her adorable son, Saint West, in December, Kim Kardashian couldn't help but show off her impressive postbaby body during an outing in LA.

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Kanye West slams deadmau5

Kanye West has slammed deadmau5 after the house star alleged he used a piracy site to download a piece of music software.

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The 'Stronger' hitmaker has slammed the house star - real name Joel Thomas Zimmerman - for alleging that the father-of-two uses the illegal download site Pirate Bay, after a snap he posted on Twitter appeared to show a tab of the site open.

In a series of tweets, he wrote: "@Deadmau5 ... is this person's name pronounced dead-mow-five? # ok very serious question... # whose job is it to carry the head on the plane # hash tag # do you check the mickey mouse head or carry on # does it get hot?

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"# ok another super serious question ... is there a portable fan situation? # hash tag you raised Tidal's subscriptions by a whopping [three mouse emojis] downloads # I'm bored ### when you get married will your wife have a giant minnie mouse head? # This brightened up my day... thank you dead-mow-five.

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"Do you do birthday parties?? My daughter loves Minnie mouse ... can you please bring the minnie mouse head ... not yours she specifically likes minnie mouse ... I need you to perform at her party with specifically a minnie mouse dead-mow-five head... not a mickey mouse dead-mow-five head. I'm very detailed oriented and I will know the difference so don't try to just throw a bow on the original head ... (sic)"

The 38-year-old rapper's team have now confirmed the laptop doesn't belong to him and that Kanye had just posted the picture as a joke and to highlight the popularity of the pirating of his latest album 'The Life of Pablo'.

Kimye's first baby Saint pic

Last week Kim Kardashian finally relice the first photo of her and Kanye West’s three-month-old son, Saint, and although the image was as peaceful and gorgeous as could be there was non-stop stress behind the scenes.

The parents had fierce arguments about which photo of Saint should be released to the world.

With Kanye considering himself “the creative director” of the shoot, he wanted their son to be dressed in designer gear and shot by a professional photographer whereas Kim wanted to keep thing simple.

What Kimye did on first date

Even on their very first date they were perfectly in sync.

 

Our 1st date. #HeartAndSoul For the full video go to my app!

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Kim Kardashian has posted a throwback video to Instagram which shows the first time she went out with Kanye West. And the stars ended up at a toy store.

The clip shows the budding couple re-creating the famous giant piano duet from the Tom Hanks classic, Big.

Kim & Kanye's rumour bust

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going strong, despite a report.

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A story claimed that the reality star and rapper were calling it quits, but the story is bogus.

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The article said that Kim told her mom Kris Jenner they were getting divorced after his recent rants and a supposed fight that took place on their recent trip to NYC.

Kim defends Kanye's rant

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Reality TV star Kim Kardashian has defended her husband Kanye West's recent online outbursts in a new post on her website.

Kardashian took to KimKardashianWest.Com to slam those who have criticised the rapper for his outlandish tweets, in which he has blasted stars including Wiz Khalifa, Taylor Swift and Amber Rose, and praised his new record.

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People reports that Kardashian took to her app to defend Kanye's honor and arbitrary musings on Twitter, claiming that this all just really boils down to a passion for his art.

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Kardashian wrote that she is loving 'my husband,' hating "that people don't get that Kanye will stand up against the whole world for his creativity and art," wearing "Yeezy Season 3 samples I took from the show," wanting "everyone to be as honest as Kanye," watching "Kanye shoot his new video" and reading "Kanye's tweets."

She's also listening to his song "I Love Kanye" off The Life of Pablo.

Kim, Kanye's gag order to Khloe

Khloe Kardashian (BANG)

Khloe Kardashian was banned from speaking at her sister Kim Kardashian West's wedding.

The 31-year-old reality star wasn't allowed to give a speech at Kim's 2014 wedding to Kanye West because she tends "to just ramble on".

Speaking on 'The Late Late Show with James Corden', she said the groom taunted her with the microphone after giving his own "epic" 45 minute speech, but Khloe was under strict instructions from Kim not to speak.

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She said: "I'm such a talker and I feel like I'm such an open book, but I did get banned from speaking at Kim and Kanye's wedding . I wasn't allowed to give a speech because I tend to just ramble and I think I'm giving a compliments but maybe I'm not saying the right thing. So at the wedding Kim was like 'You can't give a speech at the wedding'. I was like 'OK', and then Kanye was giving his speech and was like 'Khlo I know you want the mic' and was like taunting me , and like one ranter to another ranter, I wanted that mic".

Khloe still loves Lamar

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Khloe Kardashian says she still loves Lamar Odom but does not think they will get back together.

The former couple have put their divorce on hold while Lamar recovers from his collapse last year and although Khloe still loves the basketball star, she insists it is not romantic.

Speaking on 'The Talk', she said: "We're not back together. We're not at all. I love him with every fiber of my being...but we were married and I shared that union with him. I didn't want for our divorce to happen, but it happened for many reasons and that doesn't mean I just forget about this person."

"I still believe in my vows of being there for him. I know it's confusing. it's very confusing. It's not a romantic place. It's coming from a place of real care and concern and love.

"I don't think love just because we're not romantically involved means I can't care about someone. I find that so simple-minded."

Khloe to marry Lamar again?

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Khloe Kardashian says remarrying Lamar Odom would be 'the best dream'.

The 31-year-old reality TV star has been looking after her estranged husband since he collapsed at a Nevada brothel last year following an alcohol and drugs binge and while they are currently just friends, Khloe isn't ruling anything out.

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Speaking on an upcoming episode of her chat show 'Kocktails with Khloe', she said: "I mean, that would be like the best dream ... like, okay, I hope that first marriage could happen again but it's really hard to erase everything that happened. Just building a friendship back is what I'm doing now, it has nothing intimately, nothing at all, just pure love and I want someone to learn how to love themselves again."

However, Khloe admitted that she is just taking things one day at a time with Lamar, 36.

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She said: "I do one day, I need to get married again. Listen, at this point, I don't know what tomorrow is going to bring, I've learned that. They say if you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans, so I have no plans to be made. So even if I remarry the same person again - I don't know, that's not where I am right now."

Kendall's stinky Styles

Kendall Jenner thinks Harry Styles has smelly armpits and is set to tell her friends about it on a forthcoming episode of 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'.

The 20-year-old model - who has an on-off relationship with the One Direction star - has tried to encourage the 22-year-old singer to take more showers and wear a more heavy-duty deodorant as he has terribly whiffy armpits.

Speaking to her youngster sibling Kylie Jenner, 18, in an upcoming episode of their family's E! reality TV show 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians', which is set to air tonight (21.02.16), she said: "I've asked him to shower more and told him a little deodorant never hurts."

And this isn't the first time Harry has been told by a girl that he stinks, as his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift - whom he dated briefly in 2013 - claimed she couldn't bring herself to kiss him when they were dating because he had "the worst breath."

Meanwhile, Kendall's embarrassing revelation won't come as too much as a surprise to the hunk as their relationship isn't thought to be that 'serious' after he told her he just wants to stay friends while he focuses on his solo career.

A source said recently: "They are still going to carry on as friends. Harry doesn't want to settle down so he would never get a serious girlfriend during this phase of his life... in Harry's eyes it was never anything official."

Kylie Jenner, fur your eyes

 

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But Rob Kardashian seems ready to embrace the spotlight once more, posing for a happy smiling Snapchat picture with new girlfriend, Blac Chyna.

Kanye West loses $10m

Kanye West has reportedly lost $10million in album sales as a result of people pirating his new album .

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At least 500,000 people illegally downloaded The Life of Pablo during its first day of release.

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Kanye revealed on that his album will never go on sale and will only ever be available on Tidal.

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He also said over the weekend that he is $53million in debt.

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Tidal costs $10 to $20 a month, with fans able to get their first month for free.

Start of Kim-Kanye split?

The 38-year-old designer/rapper's controversial rants have involved everything from underpaid teachers to Taylor Swift to Bill Cosby's innocence to his $53M of 'personal debt.'

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'Kim can't stand it. She is all for self-promotion, but doesn't approve of Twitter drama.'

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'She was very mad about Kanye's Amber Rose drama.'

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The 21-time Grammy winner called his 32-year-old ex-girlfriend a scheming stripper, and claimed her ex-husband Wiz Khalifa wouldn't have a child if it wasn't for their 2010 split.

North West throws a tantrum

North West does what no Kardashian has never done before and ordered mom Kim to get the camera out of her face. (Twitter)

The two-year-old throwing a mini strop at the sight of yet another phone being pointed in her face. (Instagram)

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Kanye's daughter then makes her exit. (Instagram)

Kendall was watching the whole episode, could not be more impressed with her little niece's stand. (Twitter)

Kim goes fur for North West

North West, two, was spotted wearing her own fur coat while her mom Kim Kardashian also sported one during an outing on Valentine's Day in New York City.

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